I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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