Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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