If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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