I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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