I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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