At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
