That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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