He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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