For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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