I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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