its not stalking. its research.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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