Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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