like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I love you. Go after that dick
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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