Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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