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• (561): View more from Florida

  hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?

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  i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself

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• (315): View more from New York

  JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin

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• (786): View more from Florida

  tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.

  (631): View more from New York

  whose this? and thank you

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?

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