we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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