i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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