I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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