I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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