At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
