He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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