Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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