i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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