I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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