butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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