It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
