What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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