Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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