If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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