Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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