i barfeds in our rink
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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