her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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