I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can't put those talents on a resume
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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