just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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