that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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