Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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