so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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