Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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