she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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