How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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