SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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