watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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