ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
