Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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