I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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