I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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