But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This is the high leading the old right now
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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