we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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