I must be too annoying 4 u.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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