How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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