found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She made me pour olive oil on her.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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