I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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