Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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