Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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