just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize