No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
