She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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