im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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