We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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